Plugins, books, tools, and inventions by Utah Hans. Every claim on this site is measured, every project has a demo, and everything is explained so a ten-year-old can follow along.
Start playing Visit the store| fact | length |
|---|---|
| Cats sleep 70% of their lives. | 30 |
| A group of cats is called a clowder. | 36 |
| Cats have over 20 muscles in each ear. | 38 |
The Arcade
Every project here ships a toy you can drive in under a minute. If it isn’t fun to poke, it isn’t on this page.
Paste any address and watch DataStream figure it out — records, fields, pages, everything.
Play → 299 tests ✓live-verifiedA live feed from a real store running SwiftQueue — every background job, as it happens.
Watch → 296 tests ✓streaming nowThe 23rd Aspect, from the beginning. Page-turns included, spoilers not.
Read → Chronicles of 23Watch U-THWART catch a (pretend) ransomware script and restore every file. Coming to the arcade soon.
Preview → real recordingThe Workshop
Pick the version of the story you want: the friendly one, the mechanical one, or just the receipts.
DataStream is like a magic bridge. The internet is full of lists — cat facts, weather, game characters. You paste the list’s address into your website, and DataStream carries the list over the bridge and keeps it fresh, all by itself. You never have to copy anything again.
Scheduled ingestion of JSON, XML, RSS, and CSV into a local table with per-stream auth, pagination, and failure backoff; a detection engine that infers the record path, unique key, field types, and pagination from a live response; a render layer with typed formatting; optional materialization into posts and WooCommerce products with taxonomy and meta mapping.
299 assertions ✓ PHP 7.4–8.4 tested WP 6.0 + 7.0 live-verified 6 real APIs, 81 records, one sync
Every number comes from a test run or a recorded verification. If it wasn’t measured, it isn’t here.
The Store
Checkout happens with the merchant that already handles your taxes, receipts, and updates — this page just knows where everything lives.
Unlimited streams, API-to-Posts, WooCommerce sync, images, OAuth.
$39 / year Store opening soonBackground jobs that never block a checkout again.
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